What do you call jokes

What Do You Call jokes are short inquiry and answer jokes and are a standout amongst the most well known types of snappy fire jokes. 

What do you call jokes


They are particularly prominent with kids, presumably due to their curtness and that they are so natural to recollect and tell.

Here is a determination of our most loved cases of What Do you Call jokes.


  • What do you call a Spanish person who has been released from doctor's facility? 


Manuel

What do you call riddles


  • What do you call a man with a spade on his head? 


Doug


  • What do you call a man without a spade on his head? 


Douglas

Cheesy joke of the day



  • What do you call a dozing werewolf? 


An ignorant wolf


  • What do you call a man with a wig on his head? 


Aaron

Corny jokes


  • What do you call a Vicar on a sulked? 


Rev


  • What do you call a Sikh trapeze craftsman? 


Balan Singh

What do you call a man jokes


  • What do you consider cheddar that isn't yours? 


Nacho cheddar



  • What do you call a cleric who turns into an attorney? 


Father-in-law


  • What do you call a skunk who flies a helicopter? 

What do you call puns


A rancid copter


  • What do you call a man in a dark colored paper suit? 


Russell


  • What do you call an educator without any arms, no legs, and nobody? 


The head

What do you call riddles



  • What do you call a Frenchman wearing shoes? 


Phillipe Flop


  • What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? 

Cheesy joke of the day

Precipice


  • What do you call a man with feline scratches on his head? 


Claude


  • What do you call a ladies who tosses her bills on the fire? 


Bernadette


  • What do you call a man without any arms and no legs in a swimming pool? 


Weave


  • What do you call a man with a board on his head? 


Edward


  • What do you call a man driving a truck? 


Laurie


  • What do you call a man with an auto on his head? 


Jack


  • What do you call a lady with a cluster of holly on her head? 


Tune


  • What do you call a man with a crane on his head? 


Derek


  • What do you call a lady with a shaft either side of her? 


Annette


  • What do you call a lady with slates on her head 


Ruth


  • What do you call a hold on for no teeth? 


Sticky bear


  • What do you call a man with a stamp on his head? 


Straight to the point


  • What do you call a lady with one leg either side of a waterway? 


Bridgette


  • What do you call a lady with a tortoise on her head? 


Shelley


  • What do you call a man with a kilt on his head? 


Scott


  • What do you call a pig who knows karate? 


Pork hack


  • What do you call a man who with a coat on his head? 


Macintosh


  • What do you call loaning cash to a buffalo? 


A buffa-credit


  • What do you call a man who with two coats on his head? 


Max


  • What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? 


Warren


  • What do you call a man who can't hold up? 


Neil


  • What do you call a one-peered toward dinosaur? 


A doyouthinkhesaurus


  • What do you call a person without any arms or legs that lies on the floor? 


Matt


  • What do you call a man without any arms and no legs holding tight a divider? 


Workmanship


  • What do you call a deer without any eyes? 


No thought


  • What do you call a deer without any eyes and no legs? 


Still no thought


  • What do you call a fish without any eyes? 


A fsh


  • What do you call two men remaining in the window? 


Kurt and Rod


  • What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? 


Eileen


  • What do you call a lady with a screwdriver in one hand, a blade in the other, a couple of scissors between the toes to her left side foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her correct foot? 


A Swiss Army spouse


  • What do you call a young lady with a sunlamp on her head? 


Tanya


  • What do you call a man who likes planting? 


Herb


  • What do you call a bloom under your nose? 


Tulips


  • What do you call a young lady with a workstation on her head? 


Adele


  • What do you consider a man who's been covered for a long time? 


Pete


  • What do you consider a man who's not religious? 


Godfrey


  • What do you consider a pony that preferences expressions and specialties? 


A diversion horse


  • What do you call a Chinese lady with a nourishment blender on her head? 


Brenda


  • What do you call a man with an elephant on his head? 


An emergency vehicle


  • What do you call a monkey who cherishes potato chips? 


A chipmonk


  • What do you call a horse with a hack? 


Somewhat rough


  • What do you call an Italian with an elastic toe? 


Roberto


  • What do you call a man with a bit of meat on his head? 


Hahmed


  • What do you call one bovine keeping an eye on another? 


A steak out


  • What do you call a man with a can on his head? 


John


  • What do you call a crab who plays baseball? 


A substitute


  • What do you call a man with two bits of meat on his head? 


Mohammed


  • What do you call a lady sitting in a shower of Martini? 


Olive


  • What do you call a lady with a feline on her head? 


Kitty


  • What do you call a lady sitting on a portion of bread? 


Marge


  • What do you call a lady with a half quart of ale adjusted in one hand, a half quart of intense in the other and a half quart of Guinness on her head? 


Beatrix


  • What do you call a man with a guide on his head? 


Miles


  • What do you call a lady with a half quart of ale adjusted in one hand, a half quart of intense in the other and a half quart of Guinness on her head while holding a pool prompt? 


Beatrix Potter.


  • What do you call a dinosaur with a broad vocabulary? 


A thesaurus.


  • What do you call a bear in the rain? 


A drizzly bear


  • What do you call a bovine without any legs? 


Ground meat


  • What do you call a cow with two legs? 


Lean hamburger


  • What do you call a cow with one leg? 


A steak


  • What do you consider a cow that is flimsy? 


Hamburger jerky


  • What do you call a man stuffed in a letter box? 


Bill


  • What do you call a fly without wings? 


A walk


  • What do you call a policeman in bed? 


A covert analyst


  • What do you consider a boomerang that doesn't work? 


A stick


  • What do you consider a Mexican leaving the doctor's facility? 


Manuel


  • What do you call a gathering of executioner whales playing melodic instruments? 


An Orca-stra


  • What do you call a resting bull? 


A bulldozer


  • What do you call two robbers? 


A couple of pants


  • What do you call the dread of stalling out in a fireplace? 


Santaclaustrophobia


  • What do you call a troll who makes a decent attempt? 


A monstrosity achiever


  • What do you call a lone shark? 


A "solitary" shark


  • What do you call a zebra without any stripes? 


A pony


  • What do you call a wound on a T-Rex? 


A dino-sore


  • What do you call a sheep without any legs? 


A cloud


  • What do you call an elephant in a telephone corner? 


Stuck


  • What do you call a ten-foot high heap of frogs? 


An amphibian em post


  • What do you call a law understudy who endeavors to sue himself? 


Self tort


  • What do you consider a man that dozes outside on the grass? 


Dewey


  • What do you call a meddling pepper? 


Jalapeno business


  • What do you call a wizard who takes a non-enchanted individual into the wizarding scene? 


A bootlegger



  • What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? 


A cauliflower



  • What do you call a sleepwalking sister? 


A roamin' Catholic


  • What do you consider a turtle that flies? 


A shell-icopter


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